officialunitedstates:

invented a new thing called worming.  you put a fish on a hook and then drop it into a hole.  you wait for three hours then you pull out your fish.  if you’re lucky you’ll have caught a worm

iamjayse:

if this post gets more than 5 notes you all have to name your children jayse

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

jrne:

vvaddles:

you smoke WHAT

wildcats

envycamacho:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

yakul-fox:

Yakul in front of flowers on the beach

yakul-fox:

Yakul in front of flowers on the beach

faultably:

although the camera doesn’t quite capture the brightness and effect of the rainbow it was actually super bright and wonderful :-)

faultably:

although the camera doesn’t quite capture the brightness and effect of the rainbow it was actually super bright and wonderful :-)

makin5:

ふたりでおはよー #ferrets #ferret #ferretgram #pet #petstagram #instaferret #フェレット #いたちぶくろ #animals

makin5:

ふたりでおはよー #ferrets #ferret #ferretgram #pet #petstagram #instaferret #フェレット #いたちぶくろ #animals

reallylameblog:

Look who isn’t 100% pale anymore